Alter Ego

vintagehussy13:


This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans
































alteredkiddz

vintagehussy13 fuuuhhh!!!! When I take off my faja >_

vintagehussy13:

This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans

alteredkiddz
vintagehussy13 fuuuhhh!!!! When I take off my faja >_

(Source: diegobendek)

zackisontumblr:

i. just. want. cute. people. to. hit. on. me.

At Disneyland!!

(via sulfursky)

chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

(Source: hydrangea7, via punkmonksteven)

xydg:

i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

officialfrenchtoast:

*crush walks by*

Me: act normal guys

Friends: okay

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you