Alter Ego

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

All i ever wanted to be - A.Jayy

(Source: heat-seeker, via coutobar99)

Awww the pure ones of the new generation :D

(Source: booasaur, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. 

(Source: quarteralert, via aberrantmaimai)

tyleroakley:

MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

(Source: bricesander)

tyleroakley:

Does that make Flotsam and Jetsam Yahoo! Mail & Yahoo! Messenger?

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bambzi:
because who doesn’t want a transparent lizzie mcguire on their dash?!
☆gypsy blog☆

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

bambzi:

because who doesn’t want a transparent lizzie mcguire on their dash?!

☆gypsy blog

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

(Source: ravens-and-jellyfish, via lovely--destruction)

kpfun:

You may not be strong enough, but maybe we are.

(via fuckyesonceuponatime)